i hope this doesn't go on my performance review

things around here are just ducky

sibling rivalry

coming to you live from the place where winter never ends

what i read this month

our first two weeks of Citizen's Police Academy

the traditional three year gift isn't diamonds, but i'm not about to complain about my new necklace

pearls of wisdom. or...something

the tale of the cracked drip pan

what could have been, part 1

if you need me, i'll probably be sleeping

have i moved to california?