I've been a big fan of Kate Middleton since the day she came on the scene. In fact, I just searched my blog for her name and the result was eight posts.
I TOOK A VACATION DAY FROM WORK for the royal wedding for goodness sake. And then I got up at 4:00 in the morning to watch it.
And of course I got TWO Kate Middleton rings for my birthday last year.
If Michelle and I are ever bored, we search the TV Guide channel for shows about Kate. And if I had a dollar for every time I said, "I WISH I WAS KATE MIDDLETON" well, I would have enough money to rent out a wing of Buckingham Palace.
However, due to recent developments in the form of a mask from Michelle's aunt, I will never have to make that statement again.
Now I'm going to go eat some scones.