Or, as some other people call it, Pennsyltucky.
And then, we rounded the bend of a small, curvy country road and up ahead was a field filled with something I'd never seen before.
The elusive Pennsylvania longhorn.
We pulled over so we could take pictures, and as we all pulled out our phones, I'm pretty sure I saw the cows roll their eyes at us.
But Toto, we aren't in suburban Philadelphia anymore.