For example, telling her that the word dolphin originated from the words "dual fin," along with a detailed, fictitious, scientific explanation.
Also, that TCU stands for Texas Christian UniVARSITY since they have a great athletic program.
And my personal favorite, that Bush 43's middle name is actually Dubya.
George Dubya Bush.
So please imagine my delight when I took a photo of a pile of concrete in the Target parking lot last weekend and told her it was snow, AND SHE BELIEVED IT.
My work here is done.