That's because he was. I'd met him a few weeks ago.
While Matt was hunting last Saturday morning, I enjoyed a
leisurely morning with several cups of coffee and all manner of morning
television. Around 10:30, the doorbell
rang. I had ordered a dress online and
it was scheduled to arrive that morning, and since I work from home and have a
husband who is addicted to Amazon.com, I know our mailman always rings the bell
when he leaves a package at our door. So
I opened the door in my fresh out of bed, pajama clad state, and to my
surprise, there was a man in a suit standing there.
Note to self, next time, use the peephole.
The man was holding a stack of
political pamphlets, and he asked me if he was at the home of a registered voter named Matt.
I didn’t want to tell him that Matt was out and I was home
alone because STRANGER DANGER, but he asked if he could ask me a few questions
and since I love nothing more than a good poll, I was all in.
First, he asked if I knew who Matt would be voting for next
week. I wanted to say, “Well sir, he is currently hunting and when
he gets home he will turn on the Nascar race, so that should give you a pretty
good idea about which way he leans politically.”
But instead I just answered all of his questions and then went
on with my Saturday, which included shopping with my mom and a trip to the spa and
dinner with Matt’s mom, and I arrived back home that evening feeling ALL KINDS
OF RELAXED.
I walked in the house and the smell of cinnamon overwhelmed
me.
Since the beginning of the fall, I have looked at and
smelled and considered the purchase of a bag of cinnamon scented pine cones at
the grocery store. However, the grocery stores keep the pine cone display outside due to the
overpowering cinnamon scent, so by the time I am ready to check out I totally forget about
them and thus, I have spent this whole fall pine cone-less.
It’s been tough, but I’ve powered through.
So, back to last Saturday.
After I recovered from the smell, I looked around the condo to see pine cones,
everywhere.
They were here.
They were here.
And here.
And even…here, strategically spread out for maximum scent
dissipation.
Now, Matt enjoys home decorating as much as the next guy,
which is to say, hardly at all. And by the look
on his face, I could tell there was an ulterior motive for the pine cone
displays.
“I bought you these pine cones today,” he said. “And…I
bought some other things…and you might not be thrilled about them.”
I braced myself and asked what the purchases were.
“Well, I bought a bag
of Kit Kats. And..a two year membership...to...the NRA.”
I only wished I had that information earlier in the day to share with our local representative along with the hunting/Nascar info.
But as it turns out, he and Matt talked for quite a while tonight and he actually lives on our street. Maybe one of these days he will stop by again and they can continue their conversation.
And I can explain why we have pine cones all over our house and everything smells like cinnamon.
But as it turns out, he and Matt talked for quite a while tonight and he actually lives on our street. Maybe one of these days he will stop by again and they can continue their conversation.
And I can explain why we have pine cones all over our house and everything smells like cinnamon.
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5 comments:
Haha, I love the description of Matt's interests/voting preference.
Ha! I bought other things that you may not like.
I love how Matt went out and bought you something you love and decorated the house before dropping a bomb on you like that. I feel like my husband does the same thing... he goes out of his way to do something super nice for me before telling me that he spent a ton of money on X,Y or Z thing. Silly men.
I'd be more excited about the Kit-kats over anything :)
Lol!! I like cinnamon pine cones, but wow...that's a little nuts!
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