So, after three days home last week, I woke up this morning ready to start my week at home on a positive note. I filled up my water bottle, which happens to be black, with ice and water, and drank it as I ate my breakfast and checked my email. And then I washed my hands in the white bathroom sink, and bubbling out of the faucet came disgusting brown water.
It was at that moment I remembered the flyer from our landlord telling us not to use the water this morning because they were doing pipe repairs.
And so I drove to my parents' house and drank clean, clear water to my heart's content.
And tomorrow morning I will pour my water into a clear glass.
Can't fool me twice.