i wonder if kate middleton's tiara will light up like mine does

it was both eggcellent and eggceptional

an easter shirt, and an almost easter bonnet

i think it still gets the message across

the dramatic evening that wasn't

i certainly hope that last thing isn't true

she has the dramatic aspect totally perfected

perhaps i should bring crutches, in case she breaks a leg

i'm going to choose to look on the hypothetical bright side

i've always known i'm their favorite