maybe our neighbors also went to the shawnee trading post

glad you're here, spring

an Easter ham(mock)

i wrote this whole post while on hold with the USPS

case in point

tomorrow, matt gets tasered voluntarily

cesar millan, what do you think of this pearl?

day in the life - prepare to be underwhelmed

would anyone like a martini? or several hundred feet of cable?

i hope this doesn't go on my performance review