maybe i should have pursued a career in proofreading instead of paralegal-ing

even i didn't know if i could tie together jail, lizards, and candles

if anyone has the answer to the titanic question, i'm all ears

this has nothing to do with halloween

the answer to the last question is - yes, he is

those were the days

my young face and old feet average out to my current age

the case of the misplaced hyphen

the short version is that we made it home safe and sound

although 'highway to the danger zone' probably isn't wedding day appropriate

it can only go uphill from here

one of these things is not like the other