if only this was more exciting

of course we popped

here's hoping she never drives faster than her guardian angel can fly

sleep in heavenly peace

all i want for christmas is lasagna


we may be on our own, but we still have a lot to learn

i will be filing a patent tomorrow

my backup plan

pretend there is a clever title here

the joke at the beginning has nothing to do with the rest of the post

t minus eleven days