Let me explain.
On Friday, I paid a visit to the podiatrist and left with some sweet new orthotics for my shoes.
On Sunday, I was doing my hair when I discovered a big gray patch right in front. After a few moments of panic and a desperate text to my sister, it occurred to me that the gray may have been the result of an overenthusiastic application of dry shampoo. However, I haven't used the dry shampoo in two days and I haven't noticed a change, so I'm not feeling very optimistic about this development.
And then today, I walked into my office at work only to discover this on my desk.
Way to kick a girl when she's down, AARP.
I guess the least I can hope for are some discounts on orthotics and hair dye.