It seems like everywhere I turn these days, someone is talking about the presidential election that's happening in the not-quite-near-enough-future.
Since there's already upwards of twenty candidates, I figured I'd toss my name in the ring too because what's one more? In fact, I've had my platform established since I was in third grade, a whopping nineteen (ohmygosh I'm old) years ago.
If I were president I would make everyone live in a manchine.
I meant mansion, obviously. My spelling has improved since 1996. And my nine year old self was evidently VERY IMPRESSED with the idea of a mansion because I initially wrote "castle" and crossed it out.
I would make there be seat belts on the bus.
I would make all Catholic schools, but half day.
I think it's as good a platform as any, really. See you on the campaign trail.