"I'm going to turn the power back on. If you see smoke or hear a loud pop, run."
"This project might require me to rent a dump truck."
"Do you smell some sort of burning smell or is that just me?"
"I saw on Pinterest..."
"The floor needs just one more coat of polyurethane."
"Well, that paint color is brighter than expected."
"I think I measured wrong."
"Uh oh. The paint leaked through the drop cloth. Onto the freshly refinished floors."
"Let skip the wallpaper removal and just rip the walls down and put up new drywall."
"Well, we know for next time not to leave the door open before we sand the hardwood floor for four hours or the whole house will get really dusty."