I generally try to stay away from politics on this little blog.
Well, that's not completely true. There was that one time I wrote about being mistaken for my local state representative.
Who is forty years my senior.
But back to present day politics. If you're feeling discouraged by the current presidential election, feel free to view my platform below. I wrote it in 1996, but I think with a few tweaks these twenty year old ideas could work pretty well in 2016.
I can't see why anyone would argue with this. Please note how I crossed out "castle" to replace it with the incorrectly spelled mansion. Wouldn't want to get too fancy.
I would make there be seat belts on the bus.
Seems safe. Also, as a child, I used to ask my mom if I could bring a broom with me on the school bus, because I always felt like the floor needed a good sweeping. I wasn't nerdy at all.
I would make all Catholic schools, but half day.
Seems like I hadn't yet gotten the memo on the whole freedom of religion thing. Although I bet I would get a lot of takers on the half day aspect.
If you feel like you can't make a decision on November 8th, feel free to write me in. I might not technically meet the age requirement, but I sure look like I do.