Matt takes the train into the city every day, and he loves it. In fact, he loves it so much that he regularly checks online job postings for train engineer positions, and knows where and when the train rolls through our town. For example, it's not uncommon for us to be heading out to the grocery store on a Sunday afternoon and for Matt to say, "I think I'm going to take York Road to 611, because if we get the red light at Bradfield we will hit the 2:34 train when it crosses Easton Road."
I rarely take the train, but I guess when I made my decision to utilize public transportation I was still riding high on my successful navigation of the metro when Mom, Emily, and I spent a few days in D.C. this summer.
Although this is how we looked after a few days of it, so who knows if it was the right choice.
In any event, after a long, chilly wait on the platform, I boarded the train, stuck my ticket in the slot in front of my seat, and then pulled my book out of my bag like the sophisticated, prepared commuter that I am. I'm currently reading another Dave Barry book, because he makes me laugh and you can't go wrong with Dave Barry.
Except when you pull his book out of your bag on the train and the cover is photograph of Dave Barry sitting on a toilet wearing some festive boxer shorts.
Yikes. So much for my sophistication.
I decided I'd just hold my book flat on my lap so that nobody could see the cover, and then I found my bookmark, opened the page, and this is the title of the chapter I opened to.
The Toilet Police.
My sophistication officially went right out the window.
I gave up on reading and chose to instead look out the window.
My meeting was in the same building I'd been to before, home of the world's most confusing elevators. But, I successfully navigated to the sixth floor, only to find it was deserted, with the exception of this sign. The picture is blurry, but it was asking if I was there for retirement counseling services.
I only wish I was.
I ran into another confused coworker, and we eventually found the meeting on the fourth floor.
Navigating to the meeting wasn't my biggest concern, it was navigating home, and making sure that I stood on the correct side of the platform. It's one staircase difference between returning to suburban Philadelphia and traveling the opposite direction to New Jersey.
You'll be pleased to know that I arrived home successfully, and when I got home my mom called and asked if I wanted to go to a Christmas shop with her.
Since I never turn down an invitation for a retail expedition, I agreed. We plugged the address into my GPS, and when my phone said, "You have arrived at your destination," we looked around, only to find ourselves in the middle of a residential neighborhood.
After a few u-turns and several re-routes on the GPS, we arrived at the store. We walked and shopped and the only thing that could've made it better was if I read Dave Barry as we walked around.
Maybe next year.